Today my little mouse took 2 years!
Joy, who would have thought? Also this year I've done to make the years and are well 88, the face of those who wished me ill, tie!
I wanted to thank everybody who took the festicciuola for a few close to pacifier, night clubs under the house. We were about 923, more guest. guest not.
In particular thanks to my nephew has paid for everything that Pitufo (since the end of the evening I realized that it did not just happened change purse).
The thing I liked most was the white sauce pie with my eucalyptol in effigy throughout desabigliè (As the French say savvy).
It was fortunate for those who happened to slice with my left boob, the most valuable of the two.
Also thanks to the Emir of Brunei, who could not go to see (for purely political commitments, he says, but the truth is his fifth concubine from the right is jealous of me) but I sent that nice chest full of gold studded with diamonds filled chocolates grappa di Montepulciano.
The chocolates are flown in a flash (in the face of diabetes).
I wanted to thank the mysterious masked man who kept me company darkroom in those two valuable Oretta, waiting for the dancing began, since otherwise an old woman like me would have already fallen asleep from boredom.
I do not know who it was, but I wanted to tell him that he left behind his Rome with the number 10 jersey and that if he wants to come to collect it, I can go whenever he wants.
Finally thanks to everyone for the gifts in a bag, I reached 34,722 euros and thirty cents and are already leaving for Venice, where he will invest the amount on the Whole 32 Red Casino.
And if I win, now you know: I bought a bell'atollo in the Pacific and goodbye to all, joy.
your disheveled,
Grandma Lola
Joys care, this year I am pleased to consummate the years, and 88 will be well!
This year I will play the lottery, we invest across the board of Catania on the wheel and all go out and if I become a millionaire and I buy a bell'atollo in the Pacific.
So goodbye all, joy!
If you also want to gamble, the numbers are 88 (my age), 13 (the fine day I was born) and 23 (my birth year).
88 in the face means "the magnet " like the one I always use to gather in the spicciuoli fountains (because one needs to make ends meet as you can);
The 13 is teeth falling and I have the honor to lose in quantity. Luckily question still milk teeth, so I always grow back.
23 finally ass and I still have the honor of having a nice hard as when I was diciessette years, feel it!
Then joys, I propose to make a megasistemone leaving safe: so send me your money. I recommend you send them all and, where possible, to mortgage the house. I
giuocherò the coupon of the lot and be assured that if we win is divided honestly, because now I know and you know I'm a little old reliable .
Post Scriptum (as they said the most experienced Latin):
moderately Clearance!
Dear friends, I am pleased that I made in business!
You know it: living with the minimum pension is not very nice and I'm tired of going forward with the usual tricks to make ends meet. The
is that until the captain was Privitera by my side I just wait to fall asleep for a few hundred euro swiped from his wallet, but since the late lamented passed away and I was happily widow , in economic terms is a real mess, especially with prices at the bar grapnels that nowadays you can not buy anymore and do not make me more credit.
So I thought I'd throw commerce, ordunque is with great pleasure that I launched my own line of perfumes .
Beschamelle No. 5 has an aroma most valuable at times slightly acidic with fruity citrus notes of rosemary and pink pepper, but especially with that wonderful scent of eucalyptus sauce that never hurts.
And above all, animal lovers, no test about our beloved four-legged balls was made.
fact, not having cats at hand, I have experienced just about my niece Pitufo , spraying a generous amount on your face (if he closed his eyes might not have been blind for three consecutive hours but now it's late to cry over spilled milk). Then
Pitufo went to the disco with his friends (oddly enough, has friends too) and here are their comments about her new fragrance:
| 34% | You put the cigar to smoke now? |
| 29% | you confused with the insecticide, deodorant? |
| 23% | you the cat is dead, Pitufo? |
| 12% | Stop making the fart! |
| 2% Do not know / No answer / faints |
You see, dear joys? Thank
Beschamelle No. 5 not go unnoticed!
What are you waiting? Order a case for whole contact me in private! For you to promotional price of 129 euros a bottle plus shipping.
And for every purchase in a nice free clothes peg.
Collect them all!
WARNING!
- Avoid contact with eyes and broken skin.
- Do not spray directly on the skin. Try the product first in a hidden corner, can stain the skin.
- Tests on Pitufo have demonstrated the toxicity of the product. In case of accidental ingestion contact a doctor immediately or go to the nearest emergency room.
- may cause irreversible impotency.
- After using the product thoroughly ventilate the room and no access for the next six to eight hours.
- Grandma Lola Lola Market and disclaim any responsibility for side effects resulting from its use, or misuse of the product.
- does not release formaldehyde.
- In any legal jurisdiction is the court of the Forum.
your disheveled,
Grandma Lola