Dear friends, I am pleased that I made in business!
You know it: living with the minimum pension is not very nice and I'm tired of going forward with the usual tricks to make ends meet. The
is that until the captain was Privitera by my side I just wait to fall asleep for a few hundred euro swiped from his wallet, but since the late lamented passed away and I was happily widow , in economic terms is a real mess, especially with prices at the bar grapnels that nowadays you can not buy anymore and do not make me more credit.
So I thought I'd throw commerce, ordunque is with great pleasure that I launched my own line of perfumes .
Beschamelle No. 5 has an aroma most valuable at times slightly acidic with fruity citrus notes of rosemary and pink pepper, but especially with that wonderful scent of eucalyptus sauce that never hurts.
And above all, animal lovers, no test about our beloved four-legged balls was made.
fact, not having cats at hand, I have experienced just about my niece Pitufo , spraying a generous amount on your face (if he closed his eyes might not have been blind for three consecutive hours but now it's late to cry over spilled milk). Then
Pitufo went to the disco with his friends (oddly enough, has friends too) and here are their comments about her new fragrance:
| 34% | You put the cigar to smoke now? |
| 29% | you confused with the insecticide, deodorant? |
| 23% | you the cat is dead, Pitufo? |
| 12% | Stop making the fart! |
| 2% Do not know / No answer / faints |
You see, dear joys? Thank
Beschamelle No. 5 not go unnoticed!
What are you waiting? Order a case for whole contact me in private! For you to promotional price of 129 euros a bottle plus shipping.
And for every purchase in a nice free clothes peg.
Collect them all!
WARNING!
- Avoid contact with eyes and broken skin.
- Do not spray directly on the skin. Try the product first in a hidden corner, can stain the skin.
- Tests on Pitufo have demonstrated the toxicity of the product. In case of accidental ingestion contact a doctor immediately or go to the nearest emergency room.
- may cause irreversible impotency.
- After using the product thoroughly ventilate the room and no access for the next six to eight hours.
- Grandma Lola Lola Market and disclaim any responsibility for side effects resulting from its use, or misuse of the product.
- does not release formaldehyde.
- In any legal jurisdiction is the court of the Forum.
your disheveled,
Grandma Lola
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