condominium through a healthy debate within the brain (?) Of the human body that is hosting us we decided to give some slight clarification to an earlier post defamatory and misleading.
We first tried to telepathically contact you all but the most of your brains or absent and we could not reach with the secretariats not want to talk about (and, strange fact, in the minds of those machines that breeding females calls, you could hear only distant echoes of neurons that repeated words like absurd handbag or shopping . Our advice is to proceed immediately with the decommissioning of each cognitive function of your mount females. The method is safe and used throughout the galaxy without the risk of losing the guarantee of buying your female: it takes a purse, hot water, a wooden stick and an electrical outlet is drawn to the female in a room with gentle agitation in front of the bag and saying words from the atavistic magnetism as Chanel or Prada, you throw them a bucket of water on the pretext of preparing for winter Miss Wet T-summer 2011, it attracts female to the electrical outlet using the exact words, "Honey, that ring of diamonds in there is so much you wanted to" wait 10 seconds is that the current do its beneficial effect; stick with you move out of the socket body finally decerebration; did).
So, after wandering in the void of your heads, we decided to use half as old-fashioned word. I mean, it was a controversial decision, almost all of El Gato was the "Fuck, all sterminiamoli feasted with their bodies and let's their females," but then you have not found d ' agreement on wine which goes well with human flesh.
And so here is some clarification.
1) Those who are mentioned in the previous post as "memorable own goal," we have always interpreted as "Joie de Vivre " or "ball-in- network -goal-is" or " give-a-stirred-to-a-lot-very-boring "or" break-a-chain-of-events-that-they-could-bring-a-win-a-game-with-disaster- effects-mood-of-those-poor-d'avversar i ".
2) We are El Gato" opinion "which is a subcategory of" spin doctors "who, in a nutshell means that God gave us mouths and told us, "Now go and try to pick up producing a kind of background noise in the ears of females to lead to exhaustion and, thus, coupling. Or, alternatively, some bodies with € 50 bill and go to a state. "And we no more El Gato we follow that g them lofty examples to this effect: Minzolini by our leader (in fact, that the Minzolini inside his head there is the whole series of Big Jim Director-of-Journal ) Copy what he is doing with the Ferrari and a half drawing (the one with a hole in front of the navel and knees), the type and peeled down (the one who founded the PDL, Penalties of Freedom) what he is doing with all of Italy (the it has a hole behind between jag and jag).
3) Be opinion leaders not only make the border between face and ass very unstable. Means (from the Latin signifi- Pussy : compulsive search for the truth in some of them and after smoking a cigarette and sneak out of bed) to take any crap you went through my head and put a nice bow on the train and go to the bar and say to the first landing vaccone found that " You know, I am a columnist, "as you pull up the parcel with elegance. It means finding the correct way to express yourself without using the easy way out of every 3 rows put words like ass, cunt, shit.
4) Finally, I would like to point out that El Gato, after the extraordinary success of the blog as Ilcampovinato.com (the stream of consciousness of an alcoholic as he discusses with a urinal that looks like incredibly Lady Gaga) and culoficacacata.com (a serious complaint about the deterioration of communication through the publication of pictures of asses and chips and crap and girls rubbing their boobs washing machines), are pleased to announce the latest addition: seiofossite.com , like a sitcom in which he explores the world of the family, what it means, the benefits they bring, who is the creature that I am in bed every morning. In the first issue, a special on Dancing House: your reporter of confidence was put on a wig, shaved the pubic hair and has replaced Frank for a week suffering the weak sexual advances of Dancing and a series of sex similar to acupuncture but without bites. And the exclusive first photos of the discovery of the penis of Dancing through refined by scanning atomic force microscope.
And now El Gato's go looking for sfangare mignottoni 7-8 on Sunday. Happy 2012 (we are always too far).
Death to humans (males).
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