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" Life is just bad literature .

" I was asked if I was aware of the moral implications of what I was doing. As I said at the Nuremberg tribunal did not know that Hitler was the Nazi .
Woody Allen in Memory of Schmeed .


" In the world really turned upside down, the truth is a moment of false "
Guy Debord in Society of the Spectacle .


" Who should I suck to get a decent martini? "
a reflective Gato the counter of a bar.


El Gato and I am a witness of my time.
What is even awake for less of their time.
And I have a story to tell.
A very nice story, with lots of strong characters and believable (maybe a bit 'one-dimensional and monomaniacal) and intricate plot worthy of a writer Philip Dick or the Land (if you're female, turn back toward the first male available, buttategli there a "Do you know what the Lando? ", Wait for the male to dry the tears and nostalgic feel that tells you).
A story that, as they say, you write alone, a story that generates an endless story in other stories. Lay aside categories such as moral disgust or . Do not think "This is too much" or "Do not take it anymore." Caccone Dive into these lives and empathize with them. Why these lives are the story itself, condensing and changing continuously.
So here the main characters not in order of importance, not least because there is no order but only a great troiaio (this phrase will take on a different dimension below):
- Ruby: is a Moroccan gnoccona that looks so impressive in Ugly Betty without glasses, Mubarak's distant relative and friend of Grendizer, the cubist ago in clubs and, consequently, has affected the eardrums and communicates only screaming and some verbs in the infinitive subject here and there is not a prostitute but if we claim 500 € purposes and do not even issue an invoice; participate in the dinners in the village of Head of Government with a menu of fish and meat and do not understand that the meat of the menu is you, then hits his head and goes on television where a queer hysterical the interview and she says she has never been to the dinners of the head of government and that he never asked for money and not being a woman and that this is not 2011 and that this is not Italy and maybe even the solar system and then you put the onion in the eyes and cry and close your eyes because this time it's not the reality.
- Lele Mora : Jimmy is one that seems the phenomenon with a white cloth upon him, is the agent for people who want to break down and spend hours with them naked to accurately explain the concept of break, he was a partner with Fabrizio Corona (one who invented beer with a slice of lemon and patented the alchemical formula of Turning Shit Gold ) spending hours naked with him to explain accurately the concept of sodomy (which, for the record, consists of inserting a penis into any of any kind and excluding anus, then, practices such as making out hard in the shower with a friend or take the tool in hand to weigh), but without nostalgia is proudly fascist that he is fine as it is now, Ruby has an innate sympathy and respect as a woman and pussy and tits, and tries to insert it in the entertainment world while the world of show fits inside her, often speaks with his ass that says a lot of things make sense and would be heard more often.
- La Villa de the head of government: key figure in history, is a historic villa in plasterboard built on an ancient Indian burial-Po on which bears a curse that makes anyone who enters, tend to adopt attitudes of whore or a minister of the Republic (or both together) in a secret crypt hides ancient remains from the time of disco music and porn old-school, such as the uniforms of the Village People or series Ruby-Nurse-Porca ; hopes one day to become a brothel, so the ends with ' life is degraded.
- Emilio Fede, a old-fashioned anchor-man, a face like a Larry King passed over an iron, a free man to say what they think after they told him what to think, one that you notice the bites, chews and if the if the spits and switch to another (basically the pussy) by Lele Mora is responsible for bringing women to the refugee camp "Villa of the head of government" where, for hygienic and humanitarian reasons, they will have a night lying naked in solitary confinement with the head of a government like the Phoenix awaiting the emergence of a no erection; fans of Milan and can not explain the obtuse regulation that keeps women's soccer players to perform nude and soapy .
- phone calls: they are part of, say, lightest in history, is to balance the strong dramatic moments, and in them a healthy student spirit prevails, are pages of authentic caustic humor who are not afraid to use strong words and images derived from fornication with animals and may be quoted verbatim or simply made up and the result is the same, just be guided by the immortal dialogues "Anal intrudes 2" or any Jerry Cala, in short, let's LSD and started to say the most filthy things that come to mind and we will go close.
- Nicole Minetti : a beefy ever that the meetings of the Regional Council has introduced a vote by show of penis, dental hygienist that puts customers at ease and said, "Open your pants" instead of "Open mouth, a dental professional who has no serious qualms about being drilled, a The hand that talks with everyone, even with Lele Mora, a tough, one with hair so in the stomach, a struggle that faces the mirror every morning and that bitch (but certainly pussy) that fixes it, the voice actress of Tweety edition Italian cartoons.
- the head of government: a superhero who turns the camera on the tights, a man in the service of Italy if Italy does not consider himself stupid and micragnose according to the logic of democracy-geography, a son of lysergic 70 who is not afraid of nudity and vagina and, indeed, tend to seek as much as possible for a constructive dialogue, a liberator of women in the broadest sense of the word because every Women should feel free to do what he says, and one whose carefree lifestyle is freakettone "is that if you take 2000 euro from me then you must feel compelled to do everything and now coated bitch," one who fights Communism pussy shots, one that is comfortable to relax the muscles of the neck on a friend's boobs, a soft-hearted macho (where macho and misogynist means hearted means limp dick or penis unable to erection or raw sausage), one who thinks that age is just a number written on the table of a financier (corruptible), and one that cares about the opinions of others and goes on his way to 100 per hour and you know how are the judges, animals that were frightened when they see the lights of the lanterns and put them in touch, one that has the Milan and he slams the women's game, so Saturday is the wrestling match in the mud at the Villa de The head of government.


to be continued ...

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Gato, you do not.

Human bastards and boogers, we are the El Gato.

condominium through a healthy debate within the brain (?) Of the human body that is hosting us we decided to give some slight clarification to an earlier post defamatory and misleading.

We first tried to telepathically contact you all but the most of your brains or absent and we could not reach with the secretariats not want to talk about (and, strange fact, in the minds of those machines that breeding females calls, you could hear only distant echoes of neurons that repeated words like absurd handbag or shopping . Our advice is to proceed immediately with the decommissioning of each cognitive function of your mount females. The method is safe and used throughout the galaxy without the risk of losing the guarantee of buying your female: it takes a purse, hot water, a wooden stick and an electrical outlet is drawn to the female in a room with gentle agitation in front of the bag and saying words from the atavistic magnetism as Chanel or Prada, you throw them a bucket of water on the pretext of preparing for winter Miss Wet T-summer 2011, it attracts female to the electrical outlet using the exact words, "Honey, that ring of diamonds in there is so much you wanted to" wait 10 seconds is that the current do its beneficial effect; stick with you move out of the socket body finally decerebration; did).

So, after wandering in the void of your heads, we decided to use half as old-fashioned word. I mean, it was a controversial decision, almost all of El Gato was the "Fuck, all sterminiamoli feasted with their bodies and let's their females," but then you have not found d ' agreement on wine which goes well with human flesh.

And so here is some clarification.

1) Those who are mentioned in the previous post as "memorable own goal," we have always interpreted as "Joie de Vivre " or "ball-in- network -goal-is" or " give-a-stirred-to-a-lot-very-boring "or" break-a-chain-of-events-that-they-could-bring-a-win-a-game-with-disaster- effects-mood-of-those-poor-d'avversar i ".

2) We are El Gato" opinion "which is a subcategory of" spin doctors "who, in a nutshell means that God gave us mouths and told us, "Now go and try to pick up producing a kind of background noise in the ears of females to lead to exhaustion and, thus, coupling. Or, alternatively, some bodies with € 50 bill and go to a state. "And we no more El Gato we follow that g them lofty examples to this effect: Minzolini by our leader (in fact, that the Minzolini inside his head there is the whole series of Big Jim Director-of-Journal ) Copy what he is doing with the Ferrari and a half drawing (the one with a hole in front of the navel and knees), the type and peeled down (the one who founded the PDL, Penalties of Freedom) what he is doing with all of Italy (the it has a hole behind between jag and jag).

3) Be opinion leaders not only make the border between face and ass very unstable. Means (from the Latin signifi- Pussy : compulsive search for the truth in some of them and after smoking a cigarette and sneak out of bed) to take any crap you went through my head and put a nice bow on the train and go to the bar and say to the first landing vaccone found that " You know, I am a columnist, "as you pull up the parcel with elegance. It means finding the correct way to express yourself without using the easy way out of every 3 rows put words like ass, cunt, shit.

4) Finally, I would like to point out that El Gato, after the extraordinary success of the blog as Ilcampovinato.com (the stream of consciousness of an alcoholic as he discusses with a urinal that looks like incredibly Lady Gaga) and culoficacacata.com (a serious complaint about the deterioration of communication through the publication of pictures of asses and chips and crap and girls rubbing their boobs washing machines), are pleased to announce the latest addition: seiofossite.com , like a sitcom in which he explores the world of the family, what it means, the benefits they bring, who is the creature that I am in bed every morning. In the first issue, a special on Dancing House: your reporter of confidence was put on a wig, shaved the pubic hair and has replaced Frank for a week suffering the weak sexual advances of Dancing and a series of sex similar to acupuncture but without bites. And the exclusive first photos of the discovery of the penis of Dancing through refined by scanning atomic force microscope.

And now El Gato's go looking for sfangare mignottoni 7-8 on Sunday. Happy 2012 (we are always too far).

Death to humans (males).

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Wishing you all that this 2011 is the best of your last 20 years (at least), I take this opportunity to invite those of you who are attracted to things of good wine to read wine contained in the digressions Blog del Gato.
He was always well looked Dancin to advertise on the blog because he is a gentleman and because he probably does not want to mix the sacred with the profane, which is incredible dictu-even, in the case of the Gato-a legitimate choice and intelligent.
But since we have now broken the wall dell'omertà inexorably to his identity and even its physical appearance, I do not see why we should continue to keep his identity hidden this parallel.
A recreational activity-we all know that he actually lives income of Dancin Blog-but still a major issue of his Gatitudine to the land and nature.
A card key to the puzzle of his personality, one of the faces of his n-dimensional coin.
Field Vinato is an important point of reference for all those who get drunk but do not know why, for those who have not the slightest perception of what distinguishes a wine from a glass of dirty water, for those who believe that there is someone who really understands us wine. It is reassuring to see how the
Gato can sell hot air with the same coldness with which we gave his memorable own goal, suggesting ingenuous reader to have the matter when in fact we all know that the bottle is, at best, which can have him.
It is remarkable to note that there are people in the industry that I love her to bite.
As always, if you put them all in his pocket as he pleases.

Gato Grande.
Happy reading, and Happy New Year.

Kisses.