In order to optimize the transition of the blog that entertains us, we of CAPERSCADA (a House For Dancin Scajola and) we want to offer the public the different friendly solutions for a safe migration from the old site and smelly solution to a new and shiny. With the enormous experience gained in two days of life of our company, CAPERSCADA can do what you want and, above all what he wants Lei
Meanwhile, dear user, we do not judge your ignorance, your narrow-mindedness , your inability to use the finger enforceable. No. To us you're a pearl in a sea of \u200b\u200bshit, you're brindello skin healthy in the face of a young man with acne, you're in the midst of a portfolio of many faces fuck. For us, You're worth (* please see our website for the fee of your worth, please fill out the form and in a moment will come out of your rating in euro or dollars or paperdollari).
And for any question we have a call center available 24 hours in which 24 well-trained monkeys respond with the motto "Jimmy wants banana" and will entertain you with very nice guttural verses that are worth more than any answer (* the first 10,000 who use the service will be delivered at home 'Pack Of Kindness' cap consisting of fishing and 5 kg. guano ape).
The package that we intend to propose is divided into 3 groups: TRAMP, UOMOMEDIO, DONNAFIGA.
TRAMP package is aimed at young audiences, facing the future with machete blows, grabbing life by the balls, who lives night and day a bit 'at random and with its unquestionable style but, alas, has no fucking money. We take this human wreck (you, yes, you) and we offer a complete redesign of the site, attractive graphics designed especially for him from our pool of experts (with * 'Pool of Experts' Directorate means a class of children schizoid who will be screwed over the disegnetti), an aggressive communication in which the vulgar insult is just the beginning. And all this at the modest figure of 99% of the retirement mum, for life. Why CAPERSCADA for the future is an elderly man with a young man on his back. CAPERSCADA: we design the future picconate the past.
The package is aimed at an audience UOMOMEDIO depressed, disgusted that the man in the street itself and all others, a man whose libido has been put in the fridge under the Knorr soup, a man who literally 'shit head '(* attention,' shit head 'is a copyright protected of CAPERSCADA inc., any person not belonging to that company found a shit in someone's head will suffer the penalties applicable), a squirt of urine into the latrine that great is life. With UOMOMEDIO we want to highlight your strong points that probably are not here and this greatly speeds up everything. We offer the technical facilities and logistics (a white A4 paper and a bench in the park), we have the know-how (we are experts in HTML, tvtb, miciomiao and italian-approssimativ and Miguel is the administrative office of the Mojito that split). You, in return, we offer you just need your trust and, as mica magna with confidence, a blank check (symbol of purity) and a relative pussy. (*: Please note that this package has slightly longer execution time due to bureaucratic red tape and the time necessary to stop laughing reading your entry form and view your photos).
DONNAFIGA package is the flagship of COPERSCADA. For you women and modern woman, not a neanderthal such as that of Pallosa Montalcini; for you, who jets with a smile on any ugly you cross the street for thee that 'culture' is the question and the answer is 'sti cocks'; for you to keep your job and are 50 100 of his mouth and love, for you who the detachment at the withers worthy of Ribot and tits studied by Goodyear for you and your friends invidiosette called 'Aspiratutto' and did not understand why, for you the ideal solution is DONNAFIGA. Through DONNAFIGA you are entitled to: personal and informal meetings in the bedrooms of each of the creative team, creating special videos shot on your site the best avant-garde directors (* the term 'anal', 'facial' and 'pussy' are simple terms of hypertext programming whose complexity we are not even talking about), great importance to the best search engines (Youporn, Tuttotopa, Donnatroia and, optionally, also the duffer of Google), access as a leader at the 'Tap Apricot Tour' prestigious promotional event for so direct a contact with your audience to send in the attic every 3D. From the plunge! Send your CV now ... joke, so we're not tax, post some pictures of you in the shower (a symbol of purity) to CAPERSCADA and see, the thing pays for itself. Paves the recommendations and your future with DONNAFIGA. (* Please note that through the acquisition of this package, the user gets the right to submission complete and utter to our CEO, Dr.. Bueno Gato. Please note that under current law (Judgement of the Supreme Court held in Arcore of 08/15/2009) the words 'groped' and 'Gran Porca' are to be considered within a normal male-female dialectic and absolutely no harmful the dignity of the person)
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