It happened to me the other day when I saw the advertisement of the new Saratoga paint for iron.
I felt strong, compelling, brutal, how I miss Roland Barthes. Why
up a spot like this, we lived by RB good two decades (and now, we would make the argument to the DAMS).
The spot in question is the lady who helped by John, painted on the terrace. Otherwise known as "Bravah, Giovanna ... Bravahhh.
I've never seen anything so fake in my life (I would say there's nothing more than soft porn, if not for the photo in which they exchange Piqué Ibra and tenderness in the parking lot of the Bernabeu).
's examine how the teacher would Barthes
1. the commercial setting is decadent (villone with terrace overlooking the sea and sun, a waitress in tight order of the waitress porn, man in silk dressing gown) on this beautiful terrace, the mistress of the house (nice elegant lady, light brown hair, blue eyes, just past their thirties) and the waitress (red, tall, Figazzano, about 20 years and a little more) are painting with hieratic gestures and languid;
2. it is not clear exactly what they are painting: an aviary? A cage for the Indian circus elephants? A cage of human prey?
3. Mr. Pitt in the two required by classical painter (formerly called the slutty waitress, evening pants, blouse and jewelry the sciura)
4. paint a catafalque held pointless in the evening and the sun is a wonderful experience, so much so that the women exchanged long looks and complicit smiles
5. the terrace overlooking the blue-green eyes and asks fessone "What are you doing?
6. the question could still be plausible if it were to be understood in the sense of "what the fuck is that you are painting, grace, and - most importantly - why and why not put a house painter overalls, and why not put under a bit 'of newspapers, I ruined all the palladium of the terrace, diocàne, with what cost? It does not feel that hot? Do you want me to catch fire the can of paint, so to keep the sun? ". Unfortunately, from below it is understood that instead fessone was expressing all his insight, I mean "what you are doing" in the sense of: "I can not understand what is the activity that you are nearing completion, were perhaps playing mah jong? Are you preparing the eggplant in oil? Saddle the horses were to make a game of polo? From where I am, unfortunately, I can not see well;
7. At that, the sciura, instead of asking "Are you stupid, say? In your opinion, what are we doing? ", Replied:" We're painting, and Joan help me! "
8. The Joan paints with high heels, perched on a wooden staircase and - star - with the show Gambetta (typical pose by ladder from painter, as well as 626 bonus for the year 2010)
9. Now that he understood the situation and, above all, Addesso which has seen ups and buttocks of Joan - I repeat, a great pussy - the master to come to his house sequence: a large banana and b. the most private thoughts. To see this beef in a dressing gown (actually, a large-faced rapist pisquano Noantri), the same thing happens to Joan (b. point, I mean), which, following the bad thoughts, it is better than plunging a finger into her mouth and a bit lapparselo '(unless you were cleaning a drop of paint, but it seems strange, because usually mica paint you stain);
10. After the smiles full of innuendo between the two ladies at the beginning, and the glances between the big boy and then Joan, the last freeze-frame turns on sciura fixing in the car with lascivious eyes, like "The Giovanna me do too 'I fucking believe it? "
11. This is the penultimate image, we said, because the latter is the image of the plate instead of 'gabion is complete with a patch (light symbolism? Master Barthes, how we miss you) all pitted green Excluding the upper-right of a triangle left blank (another symbol, and if so, the symbol of the "triangle that brings us" a la Elio or the "triangle no, I had not seen" by Renato Zero?), while others scatter: Pennellone spatolatone wet and long and insightful the aviary.
Now I ask myself and I say to make a spot so I went with two lines of script out of a porn film and raccatato have two or three regular customers, asking him to put down the their fantasies trite (the menage a trois with the maid in stockings, cages, Villone from the late Roman Empire, ...) or have relied on a Copyrighter genius who managed to make anyone forget that the Saratoga more in addition to siliconesigillante, it also paints railings? I say, I'm so disgusted by this ad that I watched on youtube Saturday, Sunday, Monday, twice, three yesterday, today and probably three more tomorrow about another couple of times!
Master Iceman, enlighten us!
PS: inexplicably, the waitress named Joanna and Samantha (pronounced Saaman'za)
