Mmmmmmmm .... MINISTRIES The Government of the Italian Republic, in combination with Plasmon, the pap ipernutriente to your MP (no artificial colors or preservatives, just pure old plantations of coca in South America) and Hardware by Peppe on Tuscolana in key ministries to specialized ("No more shut out from the centers of power, Peppe makes you and ensures copies for the House, Quirinale and many others), presents the innovative policies to rejuvenate the wetland Italian political system. Slimming, convenience, expertise: old and obsolete concepts related to logical Marxist and Leninist. Opacity and fragmentation are the criteria in which the current (ie even future) government intends to move in respect of what is the Constitution, respect does not mean uncritical supine and start reading or even just have it but tell a dialectic and modernization of the same as free recycling for toilet paper (or paper from ass).
Eng Rep Being the Gov. of always striving for the modernization of the spa and Italy as there, in addition, a Bedouin and being warm, still, Gov. composed of human beings and human beings having these friends and relatives of the whores in some way to fix them then who else feels at home, it was decided unanimously by a show of eyebrow and spit in the bucket to increase the number of ministries to much ridicule A total of 160. This is because fragmentation means more attention to people and because, well, because ... as soon as we can think of something we'll let you know.
Here are some of the new departments which, frankly, felt greatly need and fill that empty feeling of power clearly legible in the eyes of the people. MINISTRY OF HUMAN
ANY means the holder of that department will have enormous portfolio and will play its role and complained of continuous crisis and additives as responsible for this crisis from time to time the dog Rex, the communist judiciary, Halley's Comet, Arisa, 130 years of communist dictatorship, the tiger mosquito, the one next to you. The holder of this department, given its sensitive tasks, act undercover and will be touring the streets of Italy while stirring the elderly goes to visit the city's best works in progress.
MINISTRY FOR TELEVISION VIEW: the title is definitely intended to cover the needs of opinions in the services of crime in the news thus relieving the people from those interviews on the streets or in squalid apartments after the facts regrettable. The owner pre-register a series of tricks to the case for men and women in studies using standard phrases Mediaset perfectly adaptable to any circumstance (eg: "Yeah, I know ... it seemed a fine, I never imagined ... "" I saw him, he was a negro, has taken her purse and shouted Unga Bunga ").
MINISTRY OF THINGS MADE OF THE DOG SHIT: she shall be free of any responsibility of any kind. This is to avoid any form of superiority and create a strong bond with people. A minister-to-earth acting together with the people capable of every kind of thing in any field, to draw with a black biro on a napkin as a finance divided the Carabinieri. Delegation Special to the Strait of Messina bridge.
MINISTRY OF OCTOPUS: born by friendship with the German people, the new minister will have meetings with tight Teutonic owner, Paul, and together lay the foundation for future economic policy choices becoming a swim in their aquarium department. Minister without portfolio, everything else is wet.
MINISTRY FOR THE RELATIONSHIPS WITH HIMSELF: the owner must take care of itself with that bit of selfishness that sometimes we want in life. It must feel good to think, to heal, to make a good life. Magnate well, fuck, go on holiday shopping: the owner has seen a bit 'sciupatello of late, and too many thoughts and so now is the time to have a good time. Without having to answer to anyone.
MINISTRY FOR THE IMPLEMENTATION OF MARRIAGE Dancing: The head of the ministry, through a series of thick diplomatic meetings between the parties, will launch the tender of marriage Dancing. The event will be located in leased premises of the church San Pietro in Rome after eviction of the owner of the 'Catholic Church Circle' Joseph Ratzinger, Benedict said. The winner of the tender will provide the necessary financial guarantees and techniques for putting in place the stage of 150 meters for the 'groom tour Dancin', to paint leopard in the spaces in St Peter's for the removal of the crane dancing from the comfort of home for the forced drugging of the bride and the awakening events that occurred (for reasons of national security it is recommended that after the consummation of the Dancing ludicrous sexual act), for the coordination of tons of ass that will reach to touch even with his eyes El Gato.
Congratulations to all newly-ministers and good work.
