Me and my girlfriend and Stephen F. Tania and in F. Saturday night we went to Marina R. X at the bar to celebrate the birthday of Paul B. Paul B.
The woman we will call F., wanted to organize a surprise party (Which, regarding the suspicious and shrewd Paul B., means to drug the peppered mussels, peppered see him fall face down on this, leave the airway from any pepper soup, running desperately in the bar downstairs, to book the entire bar immoral and also to a figure not negotiable, go home, launch an email to multiple invitations to friends, pay a bribe to the Camorra of servers to automatically delete any evidence of mail and / or Knock down the optical fibers within a radius of 500 km, pray to God not to have made missteps and had erased the fingerprints in the bar handles, see Paul B. recover and ask "Did you sleep, darling," say for the next 15 days all requests to Paul B. with the technique talkative children "Why, because why?").
Paul B. of course he already knew everything.
And he knew I was going too. This is a very important element of our history. Knowing that I'd been there, Paul B. he realized that he would not have been the focus of attention. He could not throw it on the beauty that I am equipped with a thing called 'sex appeal' and which is provided only by God and that the good Lord, the distribution was very park. Could not compete with the sympathy of my famous fake-armpit farts let me hold your hand ever unleashed a riot of laughter and admiration. Nor would the elegance worked: my style (or style) gives me the grace and naturalness of a gazelle, combined with strong roughness of the urban Indian Village People.
Nothing would work. Except for one thing.
The party was great. Rivers of German lager cascade. Bed of radicchio and hammocks of mortadella. Popular ballads and rural songs of wisdom as "Osteria number 20, paraponziponzipo if her pussy had teeth, paraponziponzipo. Greetings to old friends not seen for some time. Jacuzzi and mignottoni Habana and as big as a leg. Then we went outside to smoke and one, called Kk, he rolled a barrel size wursterlesca me as he said that training was the most rewarding experience of his life. A filiform
curl greeted us from the balcony of the house of Paul B. and gave his name as Michael Jackson and had to look after the son of Paul B. and did a moonwalk while the lady waved the kid over the railing waving crowd that, objectively, was not there.
Then we came back. And Paul B. asked to be quiet he wanted to make a speech. And that's where the diabolical plan began.
Paul B. thanked everyone. He admitted that the surprise party he had sensed for months. He cazzeggiano a bit '(the large, admittedly). He described how the relationship with his partner, Paul B. he used to amaze and surprise (of course) and companion who had asked how this evening could (just) surprise. Then he knelt down, opened a box containing a leather square ring with diamond or cubic zirconia or glass or plastic and asked her to marry him.
Everything in life is to be accepted, and each course must be drunk as fresh water and digested at the source (and then pissed, all right). Sometimes life hands you a big slice of that Tortona is the wisdom and cunning negarsene would at the very least a bite. And Paul B. in this parable teaches us many things:
1) if you are going to make a marriage proposal, it is best to do it in the midst of so many people. This is to: a) have eyewitnesses that your partner, even if it does not respond, while he pocketed the ring, b) in case rejection of this proposal, the female audience in tears at the gesture is willing to smutandarsi in the male group.
2) the ritual of marriage proposal involves the sudden kinking which requires nerves of steel, steel ball ends and a long workout to prevent frayed tendon.
3), which is always better to have a doctor in the room (preferably an orthopedic see 2).
4) the ritual of the precise steps of that approach include the German lager-down, the sacrifice of a virgin (unfortunately this stage is not always implemented for some stupid technicality that does not recommend sticking with a girl and, above all for the current shortage of virgin females), do puncture inframuscolare of 1200 cc. Averna his partner, barricade the door, kneel down, open a box, and mutter a supercazzola take the "fuck you say?" delivered by the company for a Yes
5) that the possible date and place of marriage are vague concepts loooong.
6) that between me and Paul B. it was just sex and in the end love triumphs.