Monday, August 31, 2009

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E' panzò other Thursday or perhaps before, or any one Thursday I went to a beach at Marina di Ravenna. is the bathhouse that normally attend, and especially in the evening is not so sure that the skin until dusk balding is the best way to develop those drugs that many physicians arrabattono calling them "necessary for the morale and welfare" [In short, the ultraviolet rays have various actions on the skin more or less increments: pigmentogena stimulate the function, ie the new formation of melanin in the epidermis (the tan), play a disinfectant to the skin, stimulate the synthesis of vitamin D, among the mild adverse effects , there is erythema (the burn), involving the vessels and cells of the epidermis and is manifested by hyperemia, rupture of small vessels, blisters, edema, leakage, also the mass, accelerate the growth of hair and, ah, yes, sometimes can cause the appearance of skin cancers. NB: It is clear that all of this I could not care less if it considers not only the tan skin but a boorish action hick white milk-gone-to-male and the bags under his eyes like a must the true radical-chic-alternative].
the beach club that I attend is called Hana-Bi (name derived from a film by Takeshi Kitano, a hero in the purest Japanese style raw fact of violence interspersed with real poetry of little things, that is before you guts a yakuza with a forage-chicken and then does a single sequence of 22 minutes on the look innocence of a child). the Hana-Bi is run by a guy who was once the guitarist of a group hard-core/punk a certain reputation in Eastern pre '89 (this news is cloaked by a certain aura of mystery and is not been possible to ascertain the veracity) that then opened (type) a CD shop and then opened a local ravenna still open and functioning and chiamantesi Bronson (Charles Bronson, the man of the film Death Wish, where after that they had killed and raped and killed in any order yet his daughter, he goes into storage on get back at everything and everyone with a chicken-chopping). in these two places, Hana-Bi and Bronson, the kind of stuff takes very beautiful indie concerts, small groups English post-punk, American and overblown imbolsiti pounding and menano (tools) and seem to have 4 arms and 5 feet 2 Panza. of its kind, has a respectable program.
but I said that Thursday has invited a journalist to speak. a sports journalist [Note: To make it clearer and more loosely with the logic of some infinite series of stuff I'm telling you, and to give dignity to the complexity of his figure, I must say that the type (ie, the former bass guitarist and peeled which is also tattooed with a figona 1.78 cm high and no heels but with the amphibians) is a big football fan, I do not know, for example, I swear I saw him absorbed in front of the TV for a while Sampdoria-Catania a heavy metal band called gastric juice or something like that pounded nasty 10 m. from him].
the famous sports journalist invited to camp at that pseudo-jocks alternative was Gianni Mura. a name that matters, able to attract a decent crowd and raise the average age of the plant (usually about 23/24 years old) to the threshold of 60 and a consequential increase of gray hair or baldness or androgenetic alopecia .
for the uninitiated, Gianni Mura is a Big Belly. that is, seems perpetually surrounded by tons of chicken jelly attached to the body with the DOMOPACK. often keeps his eyes closed when he talks about but never seems to sleep. and often said things trivial. now writes for the Republic of football and cycling, his great passion. and talked about everything, starting with the ethics of journalism. spoke about engaging with the beginnings of his profession. began in the mid 60s to the Gazzetta dello Sport. those of the Gazette to find new journalists were tried in high schools and those who write well. just that. already this thing compared with the current system makes me shudder. Walls writes well, it took 21 years and sent him as envoy to the Tour of Italy. to 22 at the Tour de France. the public has raised a whistle that sounded like a thin 'Cocks Sti. spoke of doping, the curtailment of space in the articles (compared to 20 years ago, the average row in an article has been halved and here he has sent the item restyling which translates into "put-a-lot-of-the-magnification photo-titles-and-cut-all-blablabla). spoke muscolarizzazione of sport. Pantani. delicatessen. and then one asked him at the very end: "And Mourinho?".
try to quote from memory his answer.
"Boh ... It seems to me to be the only ... I mean, I think one of the biggest hoaxes arrived in Italy, one of the few ... son of a degenerate culture of the url without substance, smoke without fire, and who also gives money to do it ... Kiki and I doted on his formidable Virtus ... and that central Bucci ... a phenomenon of elegance and power ... goodnight to all. "(ps: on the last two statements may have affected the recruitment of strong mojito combined with the distance from the stage together with the mumble of the Walls).
then signed autographs, taking the bic in rolls of belly and he went to drink 3 beers and 2 medium uischi.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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old vs new to my old age I started a summer job. well, for pocket money and because I do not cut off electricity, gas (Note 1: who the fuck are these " Light and Gas "? what they want from me? have connections with the Russian mafia, and why do not you ever see in your face, why not show their beautiful faces on the balls in the face and tell me what they want instead of just sending colored envelopes with newsletters absurd to pay and numbers and all those bla bla bla nonsense?).
the opportunity for employment has come through the most modern technologies of e-commerce, or word of mouth to an exponential mathematical or, if you prefer, a pissipissibaobao that has come my request to use a guy who knows a I know vaguely chick (who, to say the truth, after careful reflection I do not have the slightest idea who this chick), the guy who then phoned me (but what the nature of transaction could also be done by carrier pigeon) and introduced himself and asked if I wanted to introduce myself on the racecourse ravenna and time for such a chore really easy and then you put the pay agreement will be for an afternoon 30/40/50 € "(the phrase is quoted almost verbatim and do not want to, I swear, being a jack ass of the guy, among 'Another very nice nor mean anything except what was the tone of our first conversation that more scratchy scratchy although you can not, as discovered later, the guy owned a next-generation iPhone).
and so on and such now this, from the memories subbissato (Note 2: The subbissazione of memories is due to the fact that the race track in Ravenna is the classic oval track trotting with a central soccer field where I played many games in the youth Olimpia Salesians and where I scored my first and almost last, with a network Culos the limits of the miraculous shot from outside the area in an unfortunate 1 to 5 against a team that I have erased all memories, memories for other festivities clouded even more by my type Rio Carnival and the reproaches of his companions nice slap in the head and accompanied by phrases such as "What the fuck we celebrate under 4 goals?"), I showed up and saw the guy and the guy introduced me to a chick and the chick said it would teach me the craft.
we walked toward the center of the football field to turn the center of the trotting track and we have placed under a towering tower proved to be the judges' tower of race and then we looked with an iron structure and the chick told me that this was the results board and we took a wheelbarrow of billboards with plastic, and we started to place the posters on the structure in an order that the chick told me and I said that I understood and the chick seemed very relieved (the thing is that food must be stored in the appropriate spaces: order of arrival, number of travel; disqualified, the winner's time). then the chick has opened a Fanta because it was a hot Executioner and started to sit on the only chair in the range of 500 m, a metal chair with the seat in plastic rope (rusty metal and plastic half-chewed) and I have the second task of my job (I almost certain to have said job even if there'd put my hand on fire). when the starter went out in the car I had to go on a rise on the track, grab the rope hanging from a bell of about 25 cm. in diameter and play as hard as I had in my body, pointing out the strengths and making me understand the importance of eco flared was almost comparable to a soldier who signaled the beginning of the Normandy landings to the other comrades. my job (which, as you may have guessed, is able to perform any enforceable and be equipped with finger having at least a frontal lobe to 0.5% of its potential) was carried out with a certain peace within of the 6 races planned for the day and at 19:12 I was home and I ate 2 cups of spaghetti with tomatoes.
hours I tell you what I saw in those 6 hours
I saw two horses held his nose and brought to piss behind a corner, I saw 3 out of 3 judges pisat cone of huge belly, so huge that they all seemed to play "Who is pregnant now?" I heard trotter smadonnare 5 in 3 languages \u200b\u200band dialects, I saw a man on stage alone rejoice in a clearly audible at 150 m. away, I heard the chick decant the praises of the fresh wool and explain why after all even the blacks are ok, I saw a 60 year old in plastic sandals and swimming trunks at least 20 times wipe the image of a photo finish by scroll the pointer of its Mac and jogged out to the end with an "I do not understand a shit" I gave him two slaps on the back of a black horse and sweat, not knowing if he liked it or not, I figured out how to keep from piss when things take a certain turn, I saw a 20 year old to give a cigarette to his 70 while asking him "And how are you pussy?" I saw a tip over the trotter horse go away for a moment of glory alone; I read the names of horses from the most absurd Gohlem Blitz Mambo DJ Moroka Quasim and especially a lot of X in the middle, I get the satisfaction of a well placed billboard broadcast live theatrical run, I realized that boredom can be rewarding .

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I look at him. I look at her tanned skin.
I look at her eyes. Own eyes looking at me from an eternity ....
The white shirt.
I look at her hair ... some white thread.
The clock is ticking for him. For me, no, not now. And what makes me sure of myself, definitely.
He smiles. You know what I think.

Why are you smiling?

Why search for explanations and answers in numbers, traffic signals and in my hair.