These days I realized that to overcome the crisis and to revive consumption and GDP Nold just rely on the economy. Like what?
is the third way, that between the new and old economy.
if they have not yet realized that no one, certainly someone in a few years we will institutionalize the model and as usual it will be dished up to us as a revolutionary discovery, then know that you have the privilege to enjoy a preview of the world economy.
As often happens, the real architect of this revolutionary new method is completely unaware of what was achieved by chance.
But first things first, let's start from the beginning.
As some of you know, these days I had to take a couple of planes to reach my sister who is admitted to hospital in Olbia, thanks to a friendly drunk who has invested in Romania.
[digress]
Were a Rumanian, a change of scenery and go do some damage in other Italian region, but any that is not occupied by the Sardinians.
I have never seen such unity of purpose, the policeman who gave us the particulars of the complaint (from "I'm not a racist, but if all those die I do not mind at all" to the answer they gave to my question - "was drunk? "- that quote was:" Have you ever heard of a Romanian teetotaler? ") to the doctors at the hospital (the that the TAC has done to my sister said: "I have good news for you, that probably does not arrive in San Sebastian", then that would be the name of the prison, meaning that Romania had the worst incident, and probably We will leave the pens), and so on.
I know from experience that Sardinians do not joke, I remember a few years ago a brawl in the square between indigenous and Albanians engaged in drug dealing who had the bad idea of \u200b\u200bmaking big in the wrong place, the Sardinians have felled the umbrellas of the bar square and beat them with them. Do not remember seeing Albanians get up, I remember only a couple of white sheets hung out with something not so great as identifiable.
[end digression]
short, I had to take a couple of planes without notice, and I tried to book the flight, excuse the pun, the ticket via the Internet.
Obviously I was not able to make me pay by credit card they wanted to know the name of the second cat was the cousin of the grandfather of my father when he was very small, and since I gave up was in a hurry.
And then complain if people do not make purchases over the Internet.
Then I tried to call the call center meridian, a number of special rate (the rate applied, says the voice that speaks to the top of the bitch, the same is in force for interplanetary communications satellite used by NASA to communicate with the Shuttle when orbit is not normal and are therefore not applicable tariffs intergalactic standard).
After several minutes, needed to finish filing fingernails kind of worker, answer me in short words and I booked the flight at a rate slightly higher than the Internet, which, added to the cost of the call-ha equated with the theoretical cost of the ticket fiumicino-Malpensa-Olbia to Timbuktu.
But this was only part of the transaction, which of course was then made to the queue at the ticket office at the airport to collect and pay the ticket.
Already imagine, but I'll say this for completeness: of course the "ticket-" I applied a much higher price the previous ones because they had given to me was the internet rates, mica that can be applied if you go for yourself and you have to bother wasting your time (because of their site to coal Sulcis that prevents you from doing things in a way decent if you do not have a full day). However
: hurry, it was urgent, and I paid over there.
early this morning but I had to return to Rome, so yesterday I spent a good hour on the internet and I thought: I can do it.
I did a search on an Internet site specializing in the reconstruction of the family tree, I made up the name of the famous feline and I tried again.
None.
're well accepted credit card and then everything stopped.
Repeat 3 times with the same results, and I resign myself to call the shuttle again. The operator
kind that after a few minutes (he was working on the toes) has kindly answered me told me that yes, there were three reservations in my name "hang" but the payment had not been successful then me was deleted.
I say, but it's not that I can leave one? I'll rush at the ticket office at the airport and go to pay.
Yes, I said, it is possible.
hardly believe my ears, I then put in car to go pick up and pay the ticket.
At the ticket-a strange place chock full of nail file used greets me- a long line of people quite angry, I feel protest saying it all day trying in vain to make the ticket via the Internet from their website. Some customers were
Sardinian and it was not humanly possible to line up in a comprehensible way the string of madonnas in the strict urunese flying around, but in fact say that at least the sense that we knew was behind it.
However, clearly when my turn came after an hour in a row, the lady tells me that no, I can not pay for the internet booking because they have no interaction with the Internet circuit.
The only ticket there is to do it from scratch at a rate clearly different and strangely more high.
Okay, I say, you know what? I broke the balls, let this fucking ticket.
The girl does the ticket system and gives the fatal error of the press.
I sit.
She disappears.
if they do not know anything for a good half hour, a bit like the octogenarian of TNT magazine, remember?
Then at some point materializes out of nowhere with a ticket to 4 arrays as compiled by hand 20 years ago, and apple delivery.
Pago, well thank you and I go out.
leaving the airport, apart from finding myself to be the only Christ to give a hand to a lady who, stranded with the car behind him had created a row that does not tell you, lend a hand in the sense of push this car for about twenty meters the climate is not exactly favorable (36 degrees in the shade with 90% humidity), I reflected on things and I thought that this is a very good solution to the financial crisis and employment.
method simple and straightforward: you make a nice website with lots of promotions and a nice type nonvauncazzo technical problem, then when you get to the point that should not be a dick redirect your users to a physical office where beautiful girls with nails already pulled a crossbow and with those big beautiful smile will make you stupid and you sell what you were looking at double the price listed on the site.
You will enrich, create jobs and your clients if they are stoned and satisfied with their purchases.
as simple as taking a plane.
kisses PS: It is true that I was the only one to push the car of distress after a while it is also materialized Gianluca Paparesta-the real one, a friend of Moggi-in jacket and tie and shiny shoes joined me and the Mercedes drove up to the first lady of useful open space.
I want to let you know that in all this I have not remedied even a warning.
